Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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