Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if only i could text you this smell
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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