Apparently you make a good broom.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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