I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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