She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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