I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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