if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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