She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she told me i tasted like america
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
