I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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