Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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