I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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