don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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