Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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