I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Moan for me like Helen Keller
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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