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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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