I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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