Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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