dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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