Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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