He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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