i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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