Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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