Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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