Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
