Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My feet surprised me
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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