Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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