I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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