btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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