Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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