I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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