bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
