awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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