Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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