My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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