Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
lets start a swedish sibling band together
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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