Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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