Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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