I heard we made out
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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