I wanna bring you to show and tell
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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