I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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