So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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