i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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