If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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