week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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