Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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