can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I didn't notice because vodka
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Two words: blizzard sex
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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