My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have post one night stand depression
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