How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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