The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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