I bet he comes in French.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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