That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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