How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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