party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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