My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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A+ Viking dick
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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